I have never cared about a product enough to actually take the time to review it except for the really weird yelp review I made for the dominoes in my college town in 2014 UNTIL I BOUGHT THESE THINGS. These are the holy grail of biker shorts. I cannot stress enough how shocking the price point is. I used to buy lululemon leggings every time I got sad (10) and I was a FOOL because these are so much better. For half the price? Are you KIDDING ME? The fabric, let’s start with the fabric: Soft. Like actually butter. The sort of soft where you go to your friends and you make them rub your leg because they HAVE to know what you’re talking about. Then there’s the breathability. They are SO lightweight, but I never worry about snagging them and having them rip in half. I have no idea how they did that. And finally (and most importantly): the sculpt. Everything is sucked in. All of it. I didn’t know my butt could be that perky. Did I just eat a burrito larger than my head? Who knows? It doesn’t matter in these shorts.
Some people say they show panty lines. That doesn’t matter to me as much— just wear a thong. If anyone gives you crap for subtly taking care of a wedgie while you literally have skintight fabric on your butt they clearly do not understand the game.
Get the shorts. I hope they patented them. I would have purchased the leggings too if they’re as good as these things, but I still need to run those 10 overpriced popflex dupes into the ground.