The Incognitard™


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Designed for the fly-on-the-wall, ew-please-leave-me-alone gym goer. Why stand out when you can easily blend in? Stay incognito with the Incognitard - The first all-in-onesie of its kind.

This one size fits all unitard features long sleeves with fully attached weight lifting gloves, high pony hat compatibility, anti-cameltoe construction, and a face shield to cover expressions of disgust. Perfect for Pilates, Barre, HIIT, CrossFit, running errands, ghosting your ex, and other activities where you’d prefer to stay unseen.

Designed with your feedback in mind, we incorporated state-of-the-art HydroDry™, anti-wipe technology to eliminate the annoying need to getting naked on the toilet (unlike with other low-tech rompers). 


  • 100% gym bro repellent
  • SnatchFiber ™ automatically slims and sculpts
  • HydroDry ™ Anti-Wipe Technology supports self drying, so you don't need to get naked when you go
  • Squat proof
  • Anti-cameltoe
  • High pony hat compatibility
  • One size fits all

Performance Level:

Compression Level:

Features + Fit

• Full length
• HydroDry™ - moisture wicking and repelling technology that supports state-of-the-art self drying, anti-wipe technology
• Take 20% off sitewide* use code APRILFOOLS.
• Inseam: XS - XL = 25” (63.5 cm) 1X - 3X = 27” (68.58cm)

Model Info
Fabric + Care

• SnatchFiber™ - slims and sculpts
• Brushed on the inside for a softer body feel
• 70% nylon, 30% spandex

After your workout: Before washing, turn garment inside out. Machine wash gentle cycle or hand wash cold. Lay flat or hang to dry. Do not machine dry.

Performance Level

High Impact

Customer Reviews

Based on 48 reviews
Grey Rock

The perfect outfit to practice "gray rock"! lol

favorite clothes

i where these everywhere


10/10 would recommend, impressive

Jennifer W.
Great for everything

So I bought this suit two weeks ago for my son and I to be matching, and we both love. We had a group therapy session together but we are both introverted, and this suit helped us come out of our comfort zones and not be seen. I gave these as a gift to all my friends at my night club (even the bartenders) and we all had a group stalking session. Nightstalking is made 100 times easier with this suit. Remain unseen and access the scene! I’ve learned so much info, and stalking people on their way home is affordable and very easy. Would recommend 100%. Disclaimer: potty function works for pee, not poop. Mh son pooped thinking it would be okay but the pig sagged in the suit and he had to stalk with me while a turd was smooshed in between the suit and his butt. Very stanky. Don’t try that please.

Winnily Cricket

Its ok