Retro Run Dress™


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Voted "2022 Must-Have" by Supreme Magazine

Introducing the Retro Run Dress™ – the vintage-inspired high-impact running dress perfect for running, running errands, and running in circles all day because us women obviously aren't capable of making our own decisions 🙄.

Inspired by the current times, this dress is truly a statement piece. 

An ode to living in a man’s world, the Retro Run Dress™  features a long, tea-length hem, deep pockets to hold every piece of “how-to-be-the-perfect-housewife” advice (can’t lose that!), and the convertible Hide ‘n Sneak™ Apron, allowing you to transform from cute to kitchen chic in seconds. 

Available in one color: black – the perfect shade for an ultra-slimming effect, as you mourn over your rights. 


On June 24th, 2022 the Supreme Court decided to overturn Roe v. Wade. 

Roe v. Wade:  A landmark decision of the U.S. Supreme Court declared in 1973  that made abortion a constitutional right.

What does this mean for people with uteruses?: The overturning of ‘Roe’ leaves abortion laws entirely up to the state, causing abortions to become illegal in multiple states.

Below, we have gathered helpful resources and organizations to donate to. This resource list is an ongoing work in progress

If you have additional resources, please leave them in the review section. Don’t have any resources? Use the review section to share uplifting messages and encouraging words of support within the POPFLEX community. 

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National Advocates for Pregnant Women

Fund Texas Choice 

Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (RAINN)

Center for Reproductive Rights

National Black Women’s Reproductive Justice Agenda

Useful Sites

Features + Fit

• Long, tea-length hem
• Deep pockets to hold every piece of “how-to-be-the-perfect-housewife” advice
• Hide ‘n Sneak™ Apron - allowing you to transform from cute to the kitchen in SECONDS.

Fabric + Care

Anti-Stretch Supreme Fabric (a NEW fabric, specially crafted to limit your range of movement + free).
• Nonstretch
• Rigid
• Restrictive

Customer Reviews

Based on 56 reviews
Christina Shaw
This dress saved my life

Thank goodness there is a garment that can keep the decisions off my table. This dress is perfect for subjugating yourself to the patriarchy or to go to the olive garden and wait 45 minutes just to hear your family talk about how the right protects "life."


This is awesome

Love this Dress!

This dress was a wonderful mourning dress for my rights! My husband was in love with how restrictive it was and how the pockets held so much advice and rules about how to handle my body!


Absolutely incredible! this dress was so worth it. i love the restrictive itchy feel of the fabric and i live for pockets! i cant wait to impress my bos- i mean husband with my even more talented cooking after using that apron! oops! have to go, my 500 babies are crying and my husband is watching TV and drinki- nevermind that :) amazing dress

Love the dress!

I am so glad this DRESS empowers women by restricting us and I really needed the reminder that this is a man's world, and I should GLADLY provide my body to make the little gremli- I mean dresses!